How to conquer Thailand on two wheels
From First-Timer to Full-Throttle
When I first landed in Asia, I promised myself: “Next time, I’ll learn to ride a scooter.” Fast forward, and I found myself racing through northern Thailand at speeds up to 120 km/h, chasing sunsets and exploring the legendary Golden Triangle. I even tackled Thailand’s windiest road — 762 bends of pure adrenaline.
Scooter travel isn’t just about getting from A to B; it’s about the feeling of freedom, independence, and adventure that only two wheels can deliver.
Why You’ll Fall in Love With the Open Road
Picture this: AirPods in, wind in your face, sunglasses on, cruising past emerald rice paddies or turquoise rivers. One minute, you’re revving up a hill to catch the sunset; the next, you’re making a quick 7-Eleven stop for a toastie. The simplicity and thrill combined? Utterly addictive.
Riding a scooter isn’t just transportation — it’s an experience. It puts you on your own timeline, letting you pause, explore, and soak in the scenery at your own pace.
Join the Scooter Gang
Scooters are social vehicles too. Whether you’re riding solo or with a posse, there’s a special camaraderie: weaving through bustling streets, blasting your Spotify playlist, sharing a laugh when someone honks at a pothole. Suddenly, you’re the star of your own music video, cruising through life with freedom at your fingertips.
But Don’t Forget the Reality Check
Scooters are fun — and powerful. But they can also be dangerous. Every year, countless travelers pick up a “Thai tattoo” (a scrape or bruise from a fall) or worse because they underestimated the machine.
Common thoughts before hopping on a scooter:
“It can’t be that hard.”
“I’ll be fine.”
“It’s only down the road.”
“I haven’t had that much to drink.”
Here’s the truth: you are not invincible.
Riding in Thailand: The Basics
It’s easy to assume that because locals make it look effortless, you can too. But you didn’t grow up squished between three people and a cage of chickens on the back of a scooter — and that matters. Riding in Asia requires:
Understanding local road rules
Maneuvering a heavy, powerful bike
Transporting yourself safely, especially with passengers
Like most skills, it takes practice. Don’t rush it.
Renting a Scooter: What You Need to Know
Scooter rental companies are generally cautious, not controlling. They want their bikes — and you — to come back safely. Deposits are high for a reason.
I remember the shop owner almost in tears when I asked to take a scooter from Chiang Mai to Chiang Rai for three days. Not because I couldn’t do it, but because it’s a big highway, a fast bike, and I’m a solo female traveler.
I returned the bike — sleek and black — in perfect condition. But she had reason to worry; not everyone makes it back unscathed.
Safety First: Respect the Machine
Scooters are fast, heavy, and unforgiving. They can seriously injure you or someone else. Stories of minor scrapes are common. Stories of fatalities? They exist. Always assume the worst-case scenario and ride accordingly.
Tips for Smart Scooter Travel in Thailand
Always wear a helmet — not optional.
Check the bike before leaving: brakes, tires, lights.
Start slow — try small roads before highways.
Avoid alcohol — even small amounts impair reaction time.
Know your limits — it’s better to miss a sunset than risk your life.
Be #Liberated, Not Reckless
Scooter travel is thrilling. It’s empowering. It’s a quintessential part of the Asia gap-year experience. But it’s not a free-for-all. Ride responsibly, respect the machine, and think about everyone around you.
Go explore, chase those sunsets, and feel the wind on your face. Just do it with your wits about you.
